Pregnancy is a wonderful journey, no denying. But like all journeys it does have its bumps. Here are some instances when people just assumed its super wonderful to be pregnant only to be wrong, oh so wrong!
Oh, you are pregnant. It must be wonderful!
Oh, you are pregnant. It must be wonderful!
Oh yeah, I vomited like a billion times since morning, peed a trillion times. My cool new super power of spewing fluids from both the upside and downside sure does feel super wonderful!
Some random aunty at the super market is walking straight at you with that determined look of I'm going to touch your belly and say some seemingly nice bullshit.
Don't you dare aunty, or I'll cut you up, chew you and spit you out! ( Horrifying , i know. But waht do you know of the inner power of a mother! )
My God, look at you, you are a huge!
I know, wonder why. Is it because of this actual human inside of me!
What have you been eating, my child. You look so undernourished. ( Mind you, this is just after establishing the fact that they think you are huge. )
I've been having only 3 shots of vodka a day. Do you think I should up the number?
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